What Sort of man reads Paco Camino

He’s breaking bad. And looking badass doing it too. Once a pushover high school chemistry teacher wearing hush puppies & wrinkle free khakis, this Paco Camino Man is now the undisputed methamphetamine maestro of New Mexico. Whether out in the desert cooking cheap meth in an RV or creating the …

What Sort of man Reads Paco Camino?

He makes Tony Stark look like Red Green. A mysterious billionaire living life in the fast lane, he’s quite likely the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Expertly styled in a mod tweed suit, bold red & white striped wool shirt and imported Nunn Bush dress shoes, the Paco Camino Man …

What Sort of Man Reads Paco Camino

He’s a game player. Using Risk and Stratego, the Paco Camino Man finds Life is a Candyland when you’ve got a Monopoly on Backgammon, Space Marbles and winning over foxy ladies. Scrabbling to set a Mousetrap, er, Booby Trap, in Trivial Pursuit of naked Twister, he’ll Toss Across some Chutes …

What Sort of Man Reads Paco Camino

Oh he’s found Nemo all right. Using his deep maritime experience (from taming bearded clams to hunting down and killing a vindictive white whale), he’s now making waves in the oceanography community as the inventor of a gigantic penis pump named the Blowfish. Really now, this guy makes Troy McClure’s …

What Sort of Man Reads Paco

He’s had a trying year. Deep in thought en route to his exclusive resort in the Catskills, the Paco Camino Man speeds past snow-covered fields in his private rail car with his devoted woman. Sharing a bottle of rare vodka, he’s suffering from the devastating loss of his best friend’s …

What Sort of Man Reads Paco Camino

He’s a thrift store superhero. His conquests include scoring a sexual positions black light poster at a flea market in Santa Monica, a wire art painting of a unicorn riding a rainbow at a community garage sale in Monterey, and a black velvet painting of Elvis dead on a toilet …